Tuesday, June 19, 2007

If G_d Were To Give The World An Enema....

This is where he would stick the tube.....

You just can't make this shit up....

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why do all these kind of stories come from Florida? Oh, never mind, I used to live there.

The Bottom Of The Swamp said...

Damn, now you have to log in... why do they do that?

AspergantuS said...

because they can...

Joan of Argghh! said...

Well, even if I can't see the story, I'd believe most any awful thing about Palatka.

Anonymous said...

Palatka is worse than an egg sucking dog.

As Granny said in The Outlaw Josey Wales, "Ain't never seen nothin' good come out of (Palatka.")
(Her version was "Illinois.")

This seems to be White Trash World Headquarters, and not sure why; the area is on a beautiful spot on the St John's River and the fishing is excellent...so they moved in and trashed the entire location. A place that used to be famous for wonderful seafood and produce and a stop for wealthy tourists and riverboats is now mostly distinguished by a high crime rate, a thriving recreational drug industry, mandatory teenage pregnancy, early violent deaths, cheap drunks, entitlement mentality, blighted everything, and the permeating sulphuric odor of the ubiquitous pulp mills.

Welcome to Florida.

I. Vadinoff said...

klaatu, dam, sore spot or something?